swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.